Its a Mirage! Everything you'll need on your desert getaway. All the space you want, all the quiet you'll need, and all the amenities to make you feel right at home. Brand new kitchen, pool, and all the shooting/falling stars you can handle!
At the end of the dirt road sits a newly remodeled private resort/retreat style home with endless 360 degree views. From Sunrise to Sunset, the sky lights up as if you were floating in space. Reach out and touch the stars...
Enjoy the endless 5+ acres of private desert land with amenities for everyone. The property features a luxurious private pool with sun loungers and day beds for your enjoyment. At 1:00 pm, when the sun is at its strongest, I light the BBQ...Burgers and ribs for everyone. I yell out “lunch is ready!", friends and family come out of every corner to enjoy the great food. Friends who were smoking Hookah in the Quonset start making their way; cousins who were playing a game of bocce ball run to the lunch table; the newlyweds who were relaxing on the hammock suddenly wake up; the kids jump in the pool to cool off after an intense game of Corn Hole; the dreamers emerge from a cool game of PacMan in the game room; the hipsters decide to call the air hockey game a draw; my wife hears me and wakes up from her nap; and my PGA tour golfer suddenly decides he needs some fuel after driving his ball 300 yards with his 3 wood. We all enjoy the BBQ and then suddenly everyone disappears again into the desert sun. I am alone again.
If the pool is not your forte, take a walk down the endless dirt road with glorious views. Quails, doves, rabbits, and roadrunners will greet you before you reach the massive boulders. Don't forget to take your camera. If you are a gun enthusiast, the shooting range is a 20 minute walk from the house.
If you're a home body and want to stay in, enjoy our brand new kitchen with professional-style appliances and a huge 8 foot island. Sit around and play the endless board games that we have in the house. Cook or bake something for everyone to enjoy; watch your favorite movie on Netflix or HULU, or the football game on the 80" LED Smart TV in the living room or the 55" in the master bedroom. A PlayStation with plenty of games to choose from sits in the living room.
Our serene corner is for the dreamer. Take your favorite book to read or a notepad to write down your thoughts, enjoy the view, day-dream away or play chess. You may even grab the guitar from atop the fireplace and play; play until all your friends hear it. But please make sure to record it and send it to us so when you become famous, we can boast that we know you.
If you want to go out for the night, Pappy & Harriet's in Pioneertown is 10 minutes south...enjoy the 1900s western town. Shop the stores in this out of this world place and make sure to give our best to the lady who weaves thread on her spindle. The Joshua Tree National Park entrance is 5 miles down the road...enjoy the beauty and tranquility of the park. Back pack and hike and build an appetite.
If you're feeling lucky and want to roll the dice, Tortoise Rock Casino is 15 minutes away. If you want to party like its 1999, Palm Springs is 30 minutes south. You can even visit one of the largest military bases in the world in 29 Palms which is a short 13 minute drive away. Visit the antique shops and thrift stores down the street to find vintage knick-knacks and clothing. And finally, visit the farmer's market that's set up every weekend next to Crossroads Café.
If you have a car, directions are provided on the office desk. If you do not, there is a bus line running along Hwy 62 with access to Yucca Valley and 29 Palms. There are also two local taxi services: Lucky 777 and American Cab Co.
If you choose to stay in for the night, enjoy the fire pit under the stars, smoke hookah, play music or just relax.
Pets are welcome. Let them roam around in the completely fenced in property, but please don't allow them inside as we would like to keep the house free of allergens for future guests .
Overall, the property is a place where you will get away from the hustle and bustle of the city and just unwind and relax in a serene and quiet environment.
We thought of everything that we would like to have in our home, and bought it for your enjoyment. We are avid travelers and love the open spaces in the desert, so we made our dream home and decided it was too nice of a place not to share with you.
Access to the entire house is free of Charge, access to the thousands of acres of desert is also included in the rental...
We have had previous guests pitch tents and sleep under the stars also. the 2.5 acre portion of the 5 acre land is completely fenced and secure.
Общение с гостями
You will be all alone, but we have all the local help that we need, in case something arises.
Другие важные подробности
The pool is unheated but has a fantastic temperature from April until the end of October. There is no fence around the pool, please be cautious of pets. There is no lifeguard on duty, swim at your own risk. There are critters, so beware, it is the desert...Coyotes, venomous snakes and scorpions are still a possibility, if you are lucky you may encounter an alien or two that come by to enjoy the views of the home.
We are not responsible for any accidents that occur on the property. By accepting this reservation, it is agreed by all parties that all guests including, but not limited to, guests or friends you invite to the property, are expressly assuming the risk of any harm arising from their use of the property.
We both grew up in the 80's and hate rules...but sometimes we all need to have restrictions. The home is completely new, from the furniture to the pillow-top mattresses and the beds...please treat everything as if it were your own. No smoking cigarettes inside the home, no exceptions...if we can prove that you lit up in the home we will charge you for the cleanup and the odor removal.
All trash should be bagged and placed in the bins that are provided in front of the house by the fence. Do not leave trash in the home. If you bring pets please clean up after them and do not allow them inside the home. Sometimes we have guests that are allergic to pet hair, and we don't want to visit anyone at the hospital. Take all non-perishable items out of the fridge upon checkout, that means meats, cheeses, milk and anything that will stink up the place...items such as mustard (my favorite) and mayo may be left behind for us to consume. Smoking is allowed only outside, no exceptions. If we smell or even see cigarettes inside you will be charged a $500 smoke and odor removal fee. Please be Aware that our pool is not fenced and that there is no lifeguard on duty. We are not responsible for any incidences that occur with our pool.
The home has central Air and Heating...please keep the AC at 78 and the heat at 68 at all times. Upon checkout please do not forget to turn off the AC or heater. The heater uses Propane and it costs more to fill up the 300 gallon propane then to fill up the 30,000 gallon pool. It may get pretty hot in the bedrooms if the heater is on, so I suggest keep the bedroom doors open in the home unless you like it like a Sauna, then keep them closed...the only bedroom door that needs to be closed for the heater to work is the bunk bed room...
Please turn off lights when not using a room and upon checkout...we are energy conscious people and like to leave some energy for others to use.
Party like its 1999 but please do not bring in loud club like speakers that use their own soundboards...our only neighbor Tim may call us in the middle of the night and I don't like talking to him as he rambles on for hours...if I have to talk to him more than 2 minutes, I will have to charge you $5 a minute...Remember sound carries a long way in the desert...and if it's too loud the aliens might hear and come down and scare you away, don't let it happen!
Most important ENJOY YOUR STAY AND HAVE FUN...
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