Of course you shouldn’t be happy with my apartment as a honeymoon suite! It’s not advertised as honeymoon suite, it is my actual cozy home! If you are looking for a Honeymoon suite in my neighborhood area then try Conservatorium hotel. Abi paid 129euro a night for my apartment. This place nearby you can book for an average of 1000euro a night in this season. If you walk down my street there is another hotel were the price per night has an average of 260euro a night. And then you also have to eat out every day, up to you. You can also scroll down my profile and read the review of Becky who also had her honeymoon in my apartment and had a great time.
Please have a look into my photo gallery to see how my shower really looks like. But since u actually read this you probably already did! Maybe one day after winning the lottery I can afford myself that nice rainbow shower Abi is referring too. Until then I have to do it with just a ‘shower head hose’, poor me. My mom taught me that shower curtains are a source for germs so I prefer using the shower wiper to dry and clean the bathroom directly. Sorry this takes 1 minute extra out of your day for drying my very royal shower!
There is a dishwasher in the apartment so there is no reason to eat or drink from dirty plates. Also the couch is an Ikea 90 degrees washable couch so if you ever spoil something we can always wash it, when it comes out I won’t charge you extra, your welcome!
And yes my apartment is located on the first floor in a typical 1930 Amsterdam building. So be prepared for a real local experience. If you don’t have biceps travel light but then again it is just the first floor!
Ps) If you like a real nerdy fact; Amsterdam only allows us to rent out our apartments a certain amounts of days per year. So there is never a running in and out of travelers. You probably also already know that Airbnb always pays you back some money even after arriving at a place and cancelling within 24 hours.
I apologize on beforehand if you didn't read my advertisement properly, that you have no clue of living expenses and property prices in Amsterdam, that you didn’t look into my photo gallery and that you don’t read any cancellations policy before you actually book. I am so sorry for you.
Be always welcome as a traveler in my apartment. If you feel more like a tourist or princess on the pea please book a hotel. You can always contact me with any questions.
I wish everybody happy travels all over our beautiful world! Travel is the only thing we can buy that makes us richer. May we be open to see and receive this blessing.