Thanks for the review Scott, but sincerely I couldn't understand your point of view.
I'll respond following the same order:
1. Breakfast: I've never said that breakfast was included, however I provide coffee and teas for free if some guest want some. I also provide bottled water for free, so understand me if I can't get the point of your complaint.
2. Bathroom: in order to have hot water for everyone I've gently asked you to take four minutes shower each, rule that everyone respect. After that I really can't understand what're the limitations you are talking about.
3. Area: a bit sketchy?
4. Smoking areas: Yes, as shown in the ad, guests dispose of the balcony as a smoking area.
Please understand me if I tell you that the only reason of this response is to clarify all the details for the next guest that'll book my place.
Thanks in advance.