'Splendid Isolation' as Warren Zevon said. Run around naked outside. You probably will. No one cares. Grill some trout. Make a bonfire. Smell the autumn air. Deer are everywhere. Simple beauty-acres of open farmland-romantic as sin. It's a hobbit house because half is built into the land. Dog friendly. CRAZY quiet. Listen to birds, crickets, and the occasional hunting rifle. It's badass. It's Country, not luxury. Hell no to Wifi. Skeet shooting and gun ranges nearby. Have Smore's station.
Suggestion: keep the screen door closed and move garbage sealed outside to not attract flies. ''Tis the country after all.
If a doggy mess is made, let me know I will send a cleaner.
Have a great time...its the wilderness.
Hey! I'm Jes. I need that city/country mix. I work with drones for good, not evil. Cannot live without the city as long as I can run to the hills and escape it when I need. Likes being barefoot as much as possible. Likes dogs, cool people, good whisky and adventure. My son and I love this place. We go shooting at the local gun ranges, hiking in the hills or swimming in the creeks whenever possible.