Dear Jesse, we are glad you stayed at our house and that you liked it for its kids friendly feel. However we would have expected for you a better experience regarding the house cleanness because that is something we care about a lot. It seems that the cleaning lady did not clean and prep the house the way she is supposed to do to meet our standards and expectations.
We apologize for that.
Regarding the dead bugs, because it is a countryside house, you will often find some flies next to the windows after few hours/days following the cleaning. That's just the way it is. We tend to forget that we are in the countryside, and I am the first one to complain about those little things when it happens :)
Regarding the floor plan, It suits well our family needs but because everybody lives the space in a different way, it may not be optimal for all of us.
Again, Thank you for letting us know about your experience and feeling, it will help us take the appropriate adjustments.
Best regards, Marie